2009...

Thank fuck you're here!

Seriously. I couldn't wait to finish 2008. I think with the exception of all the Obamarama, 08 sucked. Things were pretty quiet over here for me in December. I felt the full-force of the recession and it was not pleasant.

2009 has already started off right though, thankfully! I've gotten a web designer to barter with me to build my website. It's going to be so fancy and professional-looking. This is the best thing I've done for my business in a long time. I don't know how much people usually pay for websites but my site is costing me um $60. That is the domain+template for the site+privacy registration. I found coupons online for all of these things (like I said, we're in a recession) in order to get maximum bang for my buck. So really, after this year I have to pay for the domain ($9.99) and that's it because my John is hosting it for me. It's too easy, I swear.

I spent January 1st planning out my year on iCal. I'm going to be a busy, busy girl. That means intense blog posts for all of you so watch out!

SLOW NEWS DAY

This last week or so I was riding the crimson wave so I couldn't really do much of anything. It consisted of me ordering pizza, nursing my cramps and watching Lost non-stop. All in all, not a bad way to spend the week but by the weekend it was time to work.

I posted a few ads yesterday and didn't get ONE client to come through. Womp womp womp. That means it's time to run a special. I hate lowering my rates for anyone but I got an unpleasant little shock when I checked my bank account last night.

I also saw that one of the agencies that advertises on the board I use is throwing a holiday party tomorrow night at a strip club. I never go to these kinds of things. My privacy is a huge deal to me and you KNOW people bring cameras. However so many people are going that I'd be BOUND to make a ton of money. ON THE OTHER HAND it seems a little heated to me...but with so many people attending (this isn't the first party) it seems safe enough. Mostly I'm hesitant because it's not like I can ask for references on the spot. Safety first!

FUCK A CRITIC (my comments in bold, obv)

Suffering from a little insomnia, so I figured I'd write about my time with [redacted]. First of all, it is hard to get a date with her because of her screening. But if she is able to get enough dates, then I guess it works for her. What's the point of even saying that?! you said you were 100% cool with my process because of my safety. After a few emails, I set up a date through her assistant and as forewarned in a few other reviews, she was a no call, no show (she texted me an hour after the fact).BULLSHIT i totally let him know beforehand and he didn't respond to ME until like 2 hours later. Since I'm a sucker for young spinners, I set up another appt with her directly and she assured me she would commit. Was a disappointment, but she's got what some of us want. you didn't seem disappointed when you left! Plenty of other girls for those who don;t want the hassle. and plenty of other Johns, too.

Got to her location and was met by a beautiful small girl. I could wrap my hands almost around her waist. We talked to get better acquainted. She didn't really initiate anything so I gave her a massage leading to kissing and an extended session of DATY. She was very responsive and I just enjoyed her little body. Eventually got to some missionary where I went pretty quickly. Cleaned up and was on my way. I will see her again. Had a good time and next time should be even better, though she doesn't appear to be offering the 90 minutes special anymore. THIS IS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY.

One other observation is I realized while I like the younger girls, the slightly older girls seem to realize that we guys (at least me) need a little more foreplay and want a girl who knows what she likes and takes the lead a bit, making the time together equally and mutually enjoying. When I just want to have fun, a girl like [redacted]is perfect, but when I need more subtle attention, a girl like [redacted] is perfect. dude, communication is obviously not your forté. had you said something, i would've stayed another hour with you. everyone leaves a satisfied customer!


This is what I had to wake up to today wtf. I'm so upset. Business has been so good lately. Something like this can (and probably will) screw up my business.
I promptly placed an ad online offering an outcall special. I need this to blow over quickly and the best way to do that is to blow someone else and have him write a stellar review. The next guy's experience basically has to be like "wtf was that other guy thinking." FUCK I'M SO PISSED. I freaked out after I read it and sent the guy like 2 messages so hopefully he'll edit it or take the whole thing down. This is such improper etiquette! The guy always asks me if I even want a review up. AND THE AUDACITY TO NAME-DROP ANOTHER PROVIDER? WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND.



FUCK

Ho Ho Ho

Black Friday kicks off the beginning of holiday hell. I'm scared to go to the mall for the next month. I don't understand why people still go when there are so many great deals online. You don't even have to put clothes on! 3 people have already died (2 people shot each other at TOYS R US and 1 wal-mart worker got TRAMPLED trying to open the door in the morning).

With the economy being as iffy as it is this holiday season I'm a little bit concerned. So far my business has only picked up, which is good and sort of expected since people get really lonely during the holidays. I just hope it stays like this instead of people cutting back completely on my services. I don't see that many married people so I think things will be golden.

All I want for Giftmas is this gorgeous vanity table and matching mirror.

ASK ME ANYTHING

I get a lot of questions regarding what I do and they're always new and interesting. If you have anything you want to ask me, comment in this post!

"I'm making turkey meatloaf for my cat"

WOW.


So yesterday morning I woke up to a text from the one with the cat at about 4:45am asking me to come over on Thanksgiving for a quickie. Seeing as how I'm trying to get out of town this weekend, I'm not turning down any appointments. He's a regular of mine anyway so it was no big deal.

I get there right on time and he lets me in. I move over to the couch and we start chit-chatting. I was only scheduled for 15 minutes so we sped through the pleasantries and got down to work. I will always see this guy because #1- he's easy, b- he's close, and 4- he brings epic lulz.

As I'm hurrying to get my clothes on and gtfo the door so I can indulge in turkey he says he's going to spend the day with his cat and make her turkey meatloaf.


What a sad, sad specimen, oh my.

The Tickler

I had someone contact me because he wanted to schedule a fetish session. His fetish is that he likes to tickle. That's all he wanted to do- tickle me. I love sessions like this because albeit a little weird for me, personally it's such easy money that I can't turn it down.

When he came in the room I swear I thought he looked like this guy from revenge of the nerds, sans glasses but just as awkward.
He was nice enough but I was still a little weary. I got the impression, fast that he was the kind of guy who liked to test boundaries- like a fucking dog. When it comes to fetishes, I always find out what it is they want beforehand and then I set my price. There is no deviation of the plan from there, yanno? I need to know what to expect ahead of time. All in all not a bad experience. Interesting is how i'd describe it.

I was down to my skivvies with him just getting tickled for an hour. For someone who was so into it he could've been a lot better at it. He was scratching me and poking me a lot, not tickling so how was I supposed to laugh? I'm actually really ticklish so I can't understand how someone could be that bad. I can't believe i'm reviewing his tickling technique.

I've been doing this way too long.