FUCK A CRITIC (my comments in bold, obv)

Suffering from a little insomnia, so I figured I'd write about my time with [redacted]. First of all, it is hard to get a date with her because of her screening. But if she is able to get enough dates, then I guess it works for her. What's the point of even saying that?! you said you were 100% cool with my process because of my safety. After a few emails, I set up a date through her assistant and as forewarned in a few other reviews, she was a no call, no show (she texted me an hour after the fact).BULLSHIT i totally let him know beforehand and he didn't respond to ME until like 2 hours later. Since I'm a sucker for young spinners, I set up another appt with her directly and she assured me she would commit. Was a disappointment, but she's got what some of us want. you didn't seem disappointed when you left! Plenty of other girls for those who don;t want the hassle. and plenty of other Johns, too.

Got to her location and was met by a beautiful small girl. I could wrap my hands almost around her waist. We talked to get better acquainted. She didn't really initiate anything so I gave her a massage leading to kissing and an extended session of DATY. She was very responsive and I just enjoyed her little body. Eventually got to some missionary where I went pretty quickly. Cleaned up and was on my way. I will see her again. Had a good time and next time should be even better, though she doesn't appear to be offering the 90 minutes special anymore. THIS IS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY.

One other observation is I realized while I like the younger girls, the slightly older girls seem to realize that we guys (at least me) need a little more foreplay and want a girl who knows what she likes and takes the lead a bit, making the time together equally and mutually enjoying. When I just want to have fun, a girl like [redacted]is perfect, but when I need more subtle attention, a girl like [redacted] is perfect. dude, communication is obviously not your forté. had you said something, i would've stayed another hour with you. everyone leaves a satisfied customer!


This is what I had to wake up to today wtf. I'm so upset. Business has been so good lately. Something like this can (and probably will) screw up my business.
I promptly placed an ad online offering an outcall special. I need this to blow over quickly and the best way to do that is to blow someone else and have him write a stellar review. The next guy's experience basically has to be like "wtf was that other guy thinking." FUCK I'M SO PISSED. I freaked out after I read it and sent the guy like 2 messages so hopefully he'll edit it or take the whole thing down. This is such improper etiquette! The guy always asks me if I even want a review up. AND THE AUDACITY TO NAME-DROP ANOTHER PROVIDER? WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND.



FUCK

Ho Ho Ho

Black Friday kicks off the beginning of holiday hell. I'm scared to go to the mall for the next month. I don't understand why people still go when there are so many great deals online. You don't even have to put clothes on! 3 people have already died (2 people shot each other at TOYS R US and 1 wal-mart worker got TRAMPLED trying to open the door in the morning).

With the economy being as iffy as it is this holiday season I'm a little bit concerned. So far my business has only picked up, which is good and sort of expected since people get really lonely during the holidays. I just hope it stays like this instead of people cutting back completely on my services. I don't see that many married people so I think things will be golden.

All I want for Giftmas is this gorgeous vanity table and matching mirror.

Once again, with feeling

It's a little annoying for me to have start this over, but here I am. I had another blog that I was starting to get great feedback from. Unfortunately for me I had a moment of UBER paranoia and had to take it down.

That's the trouble with living a double-life. You're always about to get caught so knowing how to cover your tracks is key. I was doing a little bit of browsing online and decided to look at the old blog of a friend of mine. Unfortunately it wasn't until I clicked the link that I realized I was still on my blog and knowing her she'd have a tracker on her site that would show her the site I came from/my ip address. All she'd have to do is read the blog to start accusing me of things even though there wasn't anything on there that blatantly screamed my name. Still, better safe than sorry.

So here I am, ready to whore another day.