#6

For those of you who haven't read my blogs before, I'll tell you a little about myself:

• I'm a 20-something escort (obviously).
• I'm college educated.
• I guess you could say I'm really an artist.
• I was never abused or anything like that.

I'm so normal that this world that I've discovered is providing me with hours and hours of entertainment. Lucky for you, I could talk about this all day. Now that you're caught up...


It's Sunday morning and I already have a few people trying to see me today. This is good for me because my cash flow situation has been majorly sucking ass. I can't get more eloquent about it than that. I haven't even had my coffee yet.

I saw a new client last night. He's pretty well-known on this board that I advertise on so I headed over to his place around 7:30. I was actually excited about it even though it was work-related. I just felt a lot safer so I could get into it more.

I knocked on the door of #6 and this nerdy guy opened the door. He was wearing a plaid button-down shirt and polyester khaki's. Seriously, they made this woosh-woosh sound when he walked. Picture that episode of seinfeld when George buys the suit on sale only to find out it's loud when he walks. THIS GUY DRESSES LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA. But he's taller and skinnier. The hair situation is about the same but #6 didn't wear glasses. I knew he seemed familiar.

We watched the Bourne Ultimatum and ate chinese food. Pretty much the best work date ever. After about 30 minutes he started getting handsy so I just went with it. He went down on me and it was amazing. When we were done, I had practically soaked the couch we were doing it on.

It was a surprisingly good date.